## Saturday, September 18, 2010

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?  Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?  We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.  How about achieving 103%?  What makes up 100% in life?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E   is

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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2. i see what you did there

3. ^--- what rockblock said.

lol, nice post!

4. lmao. maths..sofulloftruths

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6. True so true !

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7. Lol, good stuff.

8. Oh wow, brilliant

9. ignorance...

9+7+14+15+17+1+14+3+6= 86
maybe its true that ignorace is bliss, just doesn't get you anywhere.

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11. Lol, yeah this is pretty true in real life work places. Gotta suck up to the boss if you want to get anywhere.

12. lol saw this ages ago, thanks for the reminder

13. That...makes.. TOTAL SENSE!