Words of wisdom and a picture

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.

While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.


A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

The morals of this story:

Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut.

Third and final post for the day. I lol'd hard..

Epic boat troll.

 

Artist Julien Berthier created a boat, named Love Love, that looks like it’s sinking, but actually has a motor that allows it to be driven around, fully afloat. Check past the jump for a picture of the boat out of the water.

As one can plainly see, the boat has a proper bottom:

This picture of the boat in port was too hilarious not to include:

Julien Berthier: Unique artist, troll of the high seas, or both?

KA-

BOOM!!
(^^ LINK  ^^)

 

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